Jordan is a horny, crazed writer living in an empty hotel with his girlfriend. His obsession with the written word and large, beautiful melons has gradually warped his mind. That Guy encounters the flawless pair of boobs in a haunted hotel suite, attached to a wet and exposed playgirl lounging in the bathtub. That Babe's ready to give herself over to him, just as his girlfriend is discovering how mad this guy really is.